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PENIS JOKES, read all the fun descriptions at www.urbandictionary.com 1. ball stretcher
a device encircling the scrotum above the testicles that pushes
the testicles away from the body. Most stretchers are made of
soft leather, usually pushing the testicles out or down an extra
1-3 inches, but some afficionados can take as much as 10 inches.
Lately, also made of heavy metal rings or joined semi-circles.
Mostly gay use. Can produce a very erotic sensation both to the
testicles and to the testicle cords.
Bob's ball stretcher made his nuts whack agaist his thighs as he walked. 1. Ball Slapping
Main Entry: Ball Slappˇing
Function: Adjective Etymology: American Slang 1: Loud slapping sound created during intense sexual intercourse as the balls bang against a lovers body. My girlfriend and I had ball slapping sex last night, all night.
1. Penis
The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into
useful, productive members of society.
Penis images
The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.
Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site.
3. penis
By reading this you are infact a penis.
One of two things men keep after a divorce.
4. penis
She got the house and the kids.
1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for
making important life desisions.
5. penis
When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.
A)The envy of all men!
6. Penis
B)The only reason women keep us around. C)The reason we wake up with black eyes, and are sitting in county jail. D)The reason I never got my homework done.
A)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should go buy a Ferrari."
~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the
reproduction process
7. penis
~Something women can't live without ~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club ~ The life of a Penis
A game played by bored 13 + 14 year old girls that like to annoy
the people around them. the first quietly whispers the word
penis, the next a bit louder and the next a bit louder until
someone chickens out because they dont want to go any louder.
the person to scream or say penis the loudest wins.
8. Penis
1st: penis
Dude... You need a defenition for penis?
9. penis
You suck. everyone laughed at Desmond when he asked what 'penis' is
common medical slang for cock.
10. penis
Stop calling it a penis, Doctor Doolittle!
The drive and motivation in the male population.
Hi, I'm a guy and I have motivation and drive because of my
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